[ she tries not to yelp, anyway. success. ]

All right, hang on. I guess I can... float, or something, too, so... that's another new experience, huh.

[ she's just going to bob lightly upwards and forward. ]

You'd think if the laws of gravity didn't apply to me it would also make everything only weigh a trivial amount. The physics of this don't make any sense at all.